Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Haterade

While I am a fan of Ubuntu, this blog has been a little technical as of late. To break this Linux how-to streak, and being that I am a hater, here's a list of things that have been pissing me off lately:

1. Girls with Big Sunglasses

Big Sunglasses are like a false advertisement, they usually hide some weird face shit like stinkeye. They can make a chick look super hot, but take them off and some blackmagic makes them gross...shitsweak.

2. Little White Chicks in Big SUVs

Little White Chicks (LWCs) are generally not all there. They might be paying attention for the 0.2 seconds they're not drinking their Mocha Iced Frappacino from Starbucks or texting their BFF Jill, but for the most part they are unaware of their surroundings. So I ask, why in the hell would anyone sell the most dangerous type of vehicle to the most unaware type of person. Although I guess throwing a dull knife into a room full of emo kids is a worse idea, depending on how you look at it.

3. Keeping Up With the Kardashians

I'll save you some time. Kim Kardashian has a big ass and talks too much. The End.

4. This: Gross!

5. NOT This: AWESOME!


Well enjoy. Migga out.

4 comments:

  1. As I was discussing with Duda earlier today... there are many things that I hate as well. One of them is when people eat string cheese without peeling it into the strings and just bite it off like its a carrot. It's not a carrot. They made it STRING cheese for a reason! One of my co-workers that I hate is eating his string cheese improperly right now and I want to punch him in the face.

    I clearly have a lot of misplaced rage.

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  2. that's a good call on the string cheese. look for haterade part 2 cause i'm getting real tired of hicks.

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  3. that's funny, i hate mondays.

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